- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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