- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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