Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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