Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

The holocaust

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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