Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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