- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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