- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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