In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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