- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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