Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Chris is hairy

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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