- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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