- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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