- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

your face is kinda funny

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Antijokes...

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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