- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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