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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Women's rights.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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