How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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