Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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justin beiber sucks

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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