- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Tony Romo

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Nero, sure you are okay?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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