How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Fox News

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

my penis

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Morning wood.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's old and wrinkly? old people

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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