- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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