KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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miha kako si?

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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