Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Anti Joke

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