- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Where's my baby??

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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