What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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