Pickles are powerful

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Christ is a conspiracy

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

alex is cool

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's the new green? Green

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Anti Joke

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