Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

whats worse than gill? nothing

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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