- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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