- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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