- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Christ is a conspiracy

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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