What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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