- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call an amazing person Good

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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