- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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