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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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pull my finger (farts)

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