- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Read a Book.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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