what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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TRICERATOPS!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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