Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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