If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

thumb_up thumb_down -25

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

thumb_up thumb_down -27

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -27

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

thumb_up thumb_down -27

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops