- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honk if you're Amish!

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

I <3 Hitler

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I love alchohol!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Womans baksetball...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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