Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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women's rights.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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