whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

one stop shop

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A pope meets another one

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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