- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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