- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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