friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

asians have slitted eyes lol

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

an emo girl walked into a white room

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Anti Joke

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