This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What is green and slow Grass.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

girls basketball

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Chicken

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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