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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

THE GAME

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Kyle grund parker coffey

Penis chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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