- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

This is a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

justin beiber sucks

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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