Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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