- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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