- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's the new green? Green

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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