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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

my gramma died

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

anti-joke.ru - russian style

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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