- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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