Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

And you honored it I see :P

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

hi

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Badabing.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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