- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

tim has no humor

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did you poop because you are a poop

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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