- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

It's all Taggart

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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