What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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