knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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