What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

charlie sheen

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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