Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Who is John Galt?

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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