- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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