An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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