What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Justin Beiber

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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