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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Who invented apple? God

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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