I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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