- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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