"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Once, I went to Peru.

A gay man watches football.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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