- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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