Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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