What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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