- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Rebecca Black's career.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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