whats worse than failing your maths test?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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