- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I literally died laughing

Christ is a conspiracy

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How high is the sky? True or False

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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