- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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