- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Pickles are powerful

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

69.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your mom went to college

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