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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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