- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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