- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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