- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what to call someone thats gay zak

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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