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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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