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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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