You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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