- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I'm gay.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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