What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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