A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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