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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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