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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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