- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

You were born.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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