how do you save a black man ... u don't

Ily bae

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

George W. Bush

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

how man

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

seek beauty

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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