- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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