- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Long joke Your such a downey

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