- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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