- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

The WNBA

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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