How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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how much fish could a chicken

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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