Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Women's professional sports

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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