- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Prostitution is bad.......

Racial Equality

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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