Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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