- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's 9+10 Ebola

a blond girl walks into a bar

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

woman's rights

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Not home.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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