- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A car walks into a bar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

You were born.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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