- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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