There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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