knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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lol

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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