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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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