- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

the midget went to the midget store

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your Mom The End.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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