Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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