- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Your Mom The End.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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