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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

human centipede

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Yanter, Look it up

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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