Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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