- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Asian women drivers...

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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