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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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