- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

If life gives you lemonade.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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