- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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