- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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