- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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