- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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