What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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