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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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