- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Japan

How did the black person die? Of old age

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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