- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

your mum

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

what do you call your mom? mom

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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