- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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