- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

richard is fag

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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