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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How high is the sky? True or False

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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