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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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