- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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