- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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