Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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poop.

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SHUT UP JP

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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