What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Horse.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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