ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Immigration Laws

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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