what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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