- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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