- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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